Oldie McWrinklenips

This is Oldie. She was born before the start of recored history. I dont think she can die, but she might if the wind blows too hard. Id dont know how she got on my site, but i like her soo much she might stick around after i ditch these other lame ass pics.

Smiley McBlackie

One of these days ill have to post the story of Smiley. For now just know that it was quite funny, but you probably had to be there to understand it.

A female Mullet and cubs

See the North American Female Mullet in her native habitat with her offspring. As you can see the cubs are only about 5 months old now, but they are growing quickly. Their attractive head plumage will come in at about 2 years of age and probably remain until they reach highschool when they will trim their natural hair growth in favor of a style that is less likely to get them beat up. The mother Mullet will defend her prodginy with her life, but their natural enemies are very few. They include the 1990's, BoRic's, and anyone with a fashion sense. I could go on, but i wont.

Other Relatives

No way in hell I am related to these people, but i was too lazy to change the pic caption.